Top 10 White People Tweets (August 23, 2020)

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Aug 30, 2020 3:38 PM EDT

Some funny tweets to keep you entertained and smiling.
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  • 01
    Text - Jonathan Rittgers @jonrittgers I don't know who needs to hear this but if the house is 73 and you want it to be 68 turning the thermostat down to 60 doesn't get you to 68 any quicker and by idk whoI mean my wife but I can't tell her because she is pregnant and scares me
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Ben Anderson @BensHoops My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for it.
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - @Dogtor_ Imagine how scary Danny DeVito would be if he was anything other than an actor like what if he was ur dentist 9/26/18, 8:17 PM
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Furniture - beth @bethbourdon fire alarm keeps going off so i did what everyone would do and made the bed and swiffered the floors in case a truckload of hot dudes end up going apartment to apartment. 12:50 PM · Aug 22, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - I'm a riot! @glamdemon2004 How do men find pillows that flat? I have never seen flat lifeless pillows being sold and yet men always own them
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - gary @GaryBeStealin why is being alive so expensive ? i'm not even having a good time 2:21 PM 2020-08-21 · Twitter Web App 6,952 Retweets and comments 33.4K Likes
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - stéphanie ie @stephanie_nam why pay $15 on pad thai when you can spend $45 for all the ingredients to make a worse pad thai? 4:10 PM · 11 Aug 20 · Twitter for Android
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack Budweis hate when mfs weave latin and shit into their arguments. "quid pro quo" well damn bro omelette du fromage to you too 8:33 PM · 8/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone 6,346 Retweets and comments 59.6K Likes
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - joe rogaine @RogaineLettuce Me: Aw is that your son? I'm really good at making babies laugh Friend: Okay give it a shot! Me *now holding a microphone*: hey what's the deal with nap time? Baby: Imfao that's so true 7:18 PM 8/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Jamie Kenney @LaComtesseJamie I'm amazed by people who lose weight w exercise. When I exercise nothing happens bc my DNA stll thinks I'm a European peasant. So it's like "Oh! Are we running from the English again, lass? Dinnae ye worry: we'll keep ye plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous bastards!"
    via Reddit

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